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Skinny-dip Sailing
From $61.99
Sailors are a different breed. They live by the wind, take their time, and know that getting from point A to point B isn’t a race—it’s an adventure. Find a...
Après Ski Bikini
From $61.99
Sure, 'après ski' is supposed to be about cozy fires, ski boots, and a little post-slopes celebration—but who says it can’t apply to summer too? After a full day carving...
Teenie-weenie Rowboat Bikini
From $61.99
Most people think of a rowboat as a simple way to get across the lake—but when you’re fresh off a swim, but with a little ingenuity it can be...
Outhouse: Leave a Deposit
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Not every trip to the bank involves paperwork—sometimes it just requires a short walk into the woods. In the early days of cottage life, a trip to the outhouse was...
Outhouse: Wifi Hotspot
From $61.99
Long before cottages had WiFi—or indoor plumbing for that matter—the real "hotspot" was a tiny shack tucked back in the woods. In the early days, cottage life meant roughing it,...
Outhouse: Location, Location, Location
From $61.99
Leaving the cozy comfort of the cottage for the cold, cramped, and often smelly confines of an outhouse might sound horrific to some—but for many, it was just part of...
Outhouse: No Parking
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When you gotta go, you gotta go—but maybe don’t block the entrance. Outhouses were a fact of life at early cottages, long before plumbing made its grand debut. Sure, they...
Hung Out to Dry
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Nothing says summer quite like a clothesline full of wet swimsuits—and the odd straw hat and pair of sunglasses thrown into the mix. Hung Out to Dry captures the carefree...
Don't Be A Drip
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Wet towels on the floor? Not at the cottage, buddy. Don't Be A Drip features a vintage tin sign turned towel rack, proudly displaying three bright towels—and delivering a not-so-subtle...
What's Yer Hangup
From $61.99
Every cottage has that one spot where towels should end up—but somehow never quite make it. What's Yer Hangup features a vintage tin sign turned towel rack, giving a not-so-gentle...
Close 'Er Gently, Bud
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There’s nothing quite like the sound of a screen door closing at the cottage—especially when it’s less of a gentle click and more of an earth-shaking slam. Close 'Er Gently...
Outhouse: Vacancy
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Not exactly the Ritz, but hey—when nature calls, you answer. For many cottagers, trekking out to a cold, cramped, and occasionally questionable outhouse was just part of the adventure. Early...
Moonlit Dip
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Is there anything quite like sitting on the dock under a full moon, sharing a bottle of your finest with your favourite person? The lake lies calm as glass,...

